spyked bricks in the wall » bitwise shift http://lucian.mogosanu.ro/bricks a lot better than bricked spykes in the wall. Sun, 05 Sep 2010 13:54:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 brick quote(s), #7 http://lucian.mogosanu.ro/bricks/brick-quotes-7/ http://lucian.mogosanu.ro/bricks/brick-quotes-7/#comments Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:21:33 +0000 spyked http://lucian.mogosanu.ro/bricks/?p=777 Light bulb screw, Bitwise shift:

Q:    How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:    None.  The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.

Q:    How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:    Two.  One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

Q:    How many IBM CPU’s does it take to do a logical right shift?
A:    33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

via fortune.

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