brick quote(s), #7
duminică, 15 mart. 2009, 19:21
Light bulb screw, Bitwise shift:
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
Q: How many IBM CPU’s does it take to do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
via fortune.