spyked bricks in the wall

brick quote(s), #7

Light bulb screw, Bitwise shift:

Q:    How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:    None.  The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.

Q:    How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:    Two.  One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

Q:    How many IBM CPU’s does it take to do a logical right shift? A:    33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

via fortune.