A Tale of Two Cities LITE™
by Charles Dickens
A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean lady who knits.
Crime and Punishment LITE™
by Fyodor Dostoevski
A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later feels guilty and [...]
Light bulb screw, Bitwise shift:
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being [...]
Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words. The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but James Bond kills him and his henchmen and makes love [...]
quite disturbing.
[ Note to self: fortune never lies. ]